McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
greeting-cards
-
March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
-
February 13, 2020I’m the Valentine’s Card Your Three-Year-Old Made
-
December 17, 2019Sorry Our Christmas Card Photo Is So Perfect But Our Children Are Demigods
-
November 20, 2018Holiday Cards for Your Racist Relatives
-
October 1, 2018Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
-
December 7, 2017An Open Letter to My Husband Regarding Our Family Holiday Cards
-
July 14, 2017Greeting Cards for Your Online Trolls
-
December 17, 2016An Open Letter to Friends and Family Members About Their Holiday Cards
-
December 13, 2016Greeting Cards for Multinational Corporations
-
May 8, 2015Honest Mother’s Day Cards
Trending 🔥
-
September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
-
September 8, 2023My Saturday Self Versus My Sunday Self
-
September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
-
September 11, 2023Welcoming Remarks Made at a Literary Reading, 9/25/01
Recently
-
September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
-
September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
-
September 21, 2023Things That Count as Writing
-
September 21, 2023Take Us to Your Leader, the One They Call Jake from State Farm