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All posts tagged
greeting-cards
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March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
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February 13, 2020I’m the Valentine’s Card Your Three-Year-Old Made
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December 17, 2019Sorry Our Christmas Card Photo Is So Perfect But Our Children Are Demigods
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November 20, 2018Holiday Cards for Your Racist Relatives
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October 1, 2018Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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December 7, 2017An Open Letter to My Husband Regarding Our Family Holiday Cards
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July 14, 2017Greeting Cards for Your Online Trolls
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December 17, 2016An Open Letter to Friends and Family Members About Their Holiday Cards
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December 13, 2016Greeting Cards for Multinational Corporations
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May 8, 2015Honest Mother’s Day Cards
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 21, 2025American History Lessons Edited to Comply with Anti-DEI Standards
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March 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Process: Judy Baca, Generation on Fire, 2023