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March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
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February 13, 2020I’m the Valentine’s Card Your Three-Year-Old Made
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December 17, 2019Sorry Our Christmas Card Photo Is So Perfect But Our Children Are Demigods
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November 20, 2018Holiday Cards for Your Racist Relatives
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October 1, 2018Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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December 7, 2017An Open Letter to My Husband Regarding Our Family Holiday Cards
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July 14, 2017Greeting Cards for Your Online Trolls
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December 17, 2016An Open Letter to Friends and Family Members About Their Holiday Cards
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December 13, 2016Greeting Cards for Multinational Corporations
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May 8, 2015Honest Mother’s Day Cards
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 10, 2024I’m the “Scoopy Daddy”: Clarifying My New Approach to Parenting
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October 9, 2024270 Reasons: Because the American Experiment Is on the Defensive
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October 9, 2024Leaked Transcript of the Secret Meeting Where Democrats Control the Weather