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Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What Should I Get the President for Christmas?

Welcome to Our University! We’re Delighted to Have You, But If You Think We’re Going to Cancel the Ku Klux Klan Rally, You’ve Got Another Think Coming

Thanksgiving Dinner 101 Course Syllabus

Monologue: I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around

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Open Letter: An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys