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Ryan Weber
Ryan Weber teaches writing, sometimes successfully.
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
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January 12, 2023Two Reviewers Provide Contradictory Feedback on Your Nietzschean Study of Early Mario Bros. Games
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March 10, 2022How to Reverse Declining History Major Enrollment Numbers, Which Are All the Faculty’s Fault
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March 24, 2021FAQs About the MLA Handbook, Ninth Edition
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January 18, 2021Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist
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March 16, 2020Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course
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