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Articles by
Ryan Weber
Ryan Weber teaches writing, sometimes successfully.
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March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
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January 12, 2023Two Reviewers Provide Contradictory Feedback on Your Nietzschean Study of Early Mario Bros. Games
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March 10, 2022How to Reverse Declining History Major Enrollment Numbers, Which Are All the Faculty’s Fault
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March 24, 2021FAQs About the MLA Handbook, Ninth Edition
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January 18, 2021Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist
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March 16, 2020Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course
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September 6, 2019Honest Academic Job Postings
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November 20, 2018Holiday Cards for Your Racist Relatives
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January 5, 2018DC Comics’ Supervillains of Academia
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack