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All posts tagged
new-years
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December 31, 2019I’m Your Boyfriend, Proposing to You in Times Square On New Year’s Eve
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December 20, 2018Why Are Scientists Telling Us the Year Must End?
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November 20, 2018Holiday Cards for Your Racist Relatives
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December 31, 2016An Obituary for 2016
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December 31, 201618 Fitting Ways to Celebrate the End of 2016
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January 4, 2006New Year’s Resolutions
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January 2, 2001Holiday In Hiroshima.
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 21, 2021An Interview with Farah Ali About Her New Book, People Want to Live
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October 21, 2021Due to Current Travel Mandates We’ve Decided to Make COVID-19 Testing at Our Airport a Complete Nightmare
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession