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All posts tagged

guidelines

April 11, 2014

Guidelines for Vandalizing Our Place of Business

by Blythe Roberson
December 2, 2011

An Open Letter to Friends and Family Regarding Inquiries About My Reproductive Plans

by Karen Gilmore
March 2, 2007

A Memo To My New Boyfriend Re: Clarification Of Offer Pursuant To Securities And Exchange Commission Regulations And Also My Trouble With Monogamy

by Jennifer Dziura
October 12, 2006

Submission Guidelines for Our Refrigerator Door

by Chris Monks
July 25, 2006

Guidelines For Our Son Jeremiah’s First Birthday Party

by Chris Monks
January 27, 2006

A Mother’s Plea

by Jim Stallard

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December 5, 2019

Chili’s Menu, by Cormac McCarthy

by Justin Tapp
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
December 6, 2019

People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times

by Donald J. Trump

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December 12, 2019

The Only Possible Poems

by Uther Dean
December 12, 2019

Translation of a Seemingly Pleasant Conversation Between My Two Aunts At Christmas

by Rose O’Shea
December 12, 2019

Beaver of Fine Arts: Cuffing Season

by Julie Reneé Benda
December 11, 2019

I Hope You Enjoy Your Airbnb Stay At My Home, a Place I Have Never Resided Nor Visited

by Dave Powers