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All posts tagged

guidelines

April 11, 2014

Guidelines for Vandalizing Our Place of Business

by Blythe Roberson
December 2, 2011

An Open Letter to Friends and Family Regarding Inquiries About My Reproductive Plans

by Karen Gilmore
March 2, 2007

A Memo To My New Boyfriend Re: Clarification Of Offer Pursuant To Securities And Exchange Commission Regulations And Also My Trouble With Monogamy

by Jennifer Dziura
October 13, 2006

Submission Guidelines for Our Refrigerator Door

by Chris Monks
July 25, 2006

Guidelines For Our Son Jeremiah’s First Birthday Party

by Chris Monks
January 27, 2006

A Mother’s Plea

by Jim Stallard

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September 2, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

by Wendy Molyneux
September 22, 2021

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 7, 2021

A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks

by Victor Ray
September 8, 2021

Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax

by Kathryn Baecht

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September 23, 2021

Bruce Springsteen, Renaissance Poet

by Amanda Lehr
September 23, 2021

I Am an Anti-Racist Feminist, Except When It Interferes with My Career as an Academic

by Susie Aquilina
September 22, 2021

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 21, 2021

A Middle of the Date Questionnaire

by Alyssa Moore