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All posts tagged
hallmark
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December 7, 2023Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
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April 4, 2023Hallmark Presents: Eight Days of Passover Movies
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December 21, 2022The Hallmark Channel and Journey Present, Don’t Stop Believin’
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December 12, 2022Small-Town Mayor Is Done with Visitors Looking for Love at Christmas Time
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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December 22, 2021The Villain Who Plans to Demolish the Toy Shop in a Hallmark Christmas Movie Sets the Record Straight
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April 8, 2021The Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”
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December 17, 2020A Warning from the CDC for All Hallmark Movie Protagonists Returning to Their Hometowns This Christmas
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October 19, 2020The Hallmark Channel’s Countdown to the Election
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian