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All posts tagged
hallmark
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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December 22, 2021The Villain Who Plans to Demolish the Toy Shop in a Hallmark Christmas Movie Sets the Record Straight
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April 8, 2021The Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”
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December 17, 2020A Warning from the CDC for All Hallmark Movie Protagonists Returning to Their Hometowns This Christmas
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October 19, 2020The Hallmark Channel’s Countdown to the Election
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup
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December 20, 2018Guidelines for Female Protagonists in Hallmark Christmas Movies
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December 3, 2018Before Bingeing on Hallmark Holiday Movies, Please Agree to These Terms
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January 5, 2018Hallmark Christmas Movie Characters Two Weeks Later: Where Are They Now?
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December 19, 2016Early Draft of Hallmark Movie Screenplay: Christmas for Christmas
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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September 26, 2022The Trauma Plot Quarterly Is Now Open for Submissions
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September 23, 2022Famous Chess Matches, If Some of the Players Were Cheating Using Vibrating Anal Beads, a Thing That Is Allegedly Happening in the Chess World and Is Not Something Random That I Made Up
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September 23, 2022On the Eighth Day, Leon Leonwood Bean Said, “Let There Be Flannel Shirts”
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers