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September 26, 2024Reviews of New Food: Kit Kat Ghost Toast
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October 28, 2022It’s Me, the Person Putting Drugs in the Halloween Candy
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October 6, 2022Reviews of New Food: Brach’s Tailgate Candy Corn Mix
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October 25, 2018Please Help Save My Writing Career by Clicking to Read This Ranking of Halloween Candy
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October 28, 2016What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Reveals About Your Political Views
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October 31, 2007Signs Above My Halloween Candy: 1996–2006
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