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All posts tagged

halloween-candy

October 25, 2018

Please Help Save My Writing Career By Clicking to Read This Ranking of Halloween Candy

by Hillary Dixler Canavan
October 28, 2016

What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Reveals About Your Political Views

by Dorothy Bendel
October 31, 2007

Signs Above My Halloween Candy: 1996–2006

by Zach Oberman

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April 26, 2021

Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?

by Talia Argondezzi
April 13, 2021

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

by Leslie Ylinen
April 21, 2021

House Hunting in 2021 Bingo

by Lisa Borders
April 19, 2021

Alternative Teaching Modalities in Hell

by Carol Guess

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May 5, 2021

Updated Privacy Policy From Your Children

by Rachel Mans McKenny
May 5, 2021

How Being a Teacher During a Pandemic is Similar to Being a Steward on the Titanic

by Nashae Jones
May 5, 2021

Thanks For Coming Over For Dinner. I’ve Never Cooked Before and I’m Going to Ruin Your Life

by Austin Adams
May 4, 2021

Sure, Velociraptor Repellent Is 95% Effective Against Velociraptor Attacks, But Do We Really Need to Wear It to Visit Jurassic Park?

by Carlos Greaves