Plain M&Ms: You DVR C-SPAN.
Circus Peanuts: You will vote for Trump on November 28th.
Sugar Daddies or Charleston Chews: You were an active Taft supporter, and you may sport similar facial hair.
Swedish Fish: You don’t understand why they are called Swedish fish, like WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, and you are considering voting for Gary Johnson.
Kit Kat: Socialist.
Fun Dip or Pixy Stix: You are in a diabetic coma and, therefore, you are unaware of the current election. Some of your friends are jealous of you about this.
Twizzlers: You have avoided politics ever since you ran unopposed for student council in middle school and lost.
Candy Corn: Ignorance is bliss.
Reese’s Pieces: When considering your vote, you think: What would The Dude do?
Skittles: You still don’t understand what a hanging chad is, but you suspect it has something to do with Chad Michael Murray and his athletic abilities.
Laffy Taffy: Whenever someone mentions TPP, you scream “YEAH, YOU KNOW ME!” Every. Single. Time.
Airheads: You’ve plagiarized one of Michelle Obama’s speeches.
Nerds: You’ve published a long-form essay questioning the stability of capitalist governments and/or you own a framed photo of Nate Silver.
Sour Patch Kids: Miley Cyrus 2024!
Whoppers or any candy run through an X-ray machine: You get all of your political news coverage from Russian government sponsored television and/or you are Julian Assange.