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All posts tagged
candy
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June 21, 2018Reviews of New Food: Sprinkles’ Cupcake ATM and Haribo Starmix
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February 14, 2018List: Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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October 28, 2016List: What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Reveals About Your Political Views
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March 8, 2016Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: William Toms Versus Jennifer the Robot
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January 7, 2016I’m Marrying M&M’s and You Have Some Questions
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May 29, 2015Walt Whitman’s Sampler
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February 13, 2015List: Conversation Hearts for Single People on Valentine’s Day
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December 2, 2013The Call of the Candy Crush
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October 18, 2012List: Seasonal Candy Affective Disorder
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August 22, 2012Introducing LifeBlaster: The Life-Enhancing Gum
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I
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May 22, 2019“Old Town The Road” By Lil Nas X, Featuring Cormac McCarthy