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All posts tagged
candy
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June 21, 2018Reviews of New Food: Sprinkles’ Cupcake ATM and Haribo Starmix
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February 14, 2018List: Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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October 28, 2016List: What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Reveals About Your Political Views
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March 8, 2016Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: William Toms Versus Jennifer the Robot
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January 7, 2016I’m Marrying M&M’s and You Have Some Questions
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May 29, 2015Walt Whitman’s Sampler
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February 13, 2015List: Conversation Hearts for Single People on Valentine’s Day
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December 2, 2013The Call of the Candy Crush
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October 18, 2012List: Seasonal Candy Affective Disorder
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August 22, 2012Introducing LifeBlaster: The Life-Enhancing Gum
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics