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All posts tagged
candy
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November 25, 2019Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving
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June 21, 2018Reviews of New Food: Sprinkles’ Cupcake ATM and Haribo Starmix
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February 14, 2018Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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October 28, 2016What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Reveals About Your Political Views
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March 8, 2016Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: William Toms Versus Jennifer the Robot
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January 7, 2016I’m Marrying M&M’s and You Have Some Questions
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May 29, 2015Walt Whitman’s Sampler
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February 13, 2015Conversation Hearts for Single People On Valentine’s Day
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December 2, 2013The Call of the Candy Crush
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October 18, 2012Seasonal Candy Affective Disorder
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee
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October 18, 2021The University Will Be Answering Questions About Its New Budget Plan Only with Direct Quotations from Gertrude Stein’s Tender Buttons
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October 18, 2021My Existentialist Life Hacks