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All posts tagged
candy
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November 25, 2019Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving
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June 21, 2018Reviews of New Food: Sprinkles’ Cupcake ATM and Haribo Starmix
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February 14, 2018Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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October 28, 2016What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Reveals About Your Political Views
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March 8, 2016Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: William Toms Versus Jennifer the Robot
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January 7, 2016I’m Marrying M&M’s and You Have Some Questions
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May 29, 2015Walt Whitman’s Sampler
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February 13, 2015Conversation Hearts for Single People On Valentine’s Day
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December 2, 2013The Call of the Candy Crush
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October 18, 2012Seasonal Candy Affective Disorder
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 15, 2021Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053