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September 26, 2024Reviews of New Food: Kit Kat Ghost Toast
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July 15, 2024This Groundbreaking Comedy Album Has Held Up Perfectly, If You Remember This Candy Commercial from the ’70s
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February 13, 2024Cormac McCarthy’s Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts
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June 8, 2023Reviews of New Food: Warheads Sour Soda
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March 23, 2023Reviews of New Food: Peeps-Flavored Pepsi
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February 13, 2023Candy Heart Messages After Elon Musk Buys Sweethearts for $44 Billion
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October 6, 2022Reviews of New Food: Brach’s Tailgate Candy Corn Mix
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May 3, 2022Thank You, Teachers. Here’s a Piece of Candy Glued to Cardstock
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March 3, 2022Reviews of New Food: Reese’s Big Cup with Potato Chips King Size Peanut Butter Cups
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November 25, 2019Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 23, 2024270 Reasons: Because Kamala Knows That Immigrants Are America’s Strength
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October 23, 2024If Jack Kerouac Tried to Write On the Road Now
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