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All posts tagged

candy

November 25, 2019

Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving

by Colin Wentworth
June 21, 2018

Reviews of New Food: Sprinkles’ Cupcake ATM and Haribo Starmix

by Kerri Sullivan and JoJo Franzen
February 14, 2018

Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?

by Kimberly Harrington
October 28, 2016

What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Reveals About Your Political Views

by Dorothy Bendel
March 8, 2016

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: William Toms Versus Jennifer the Robot

by Suzanne Yeagley
January 7, 2016

I’m Marrying M&M’s and You Have Some Questions

by John Moe
May 29, 2015

Walt Whitman’s Sampler

by Bob Lemon
February 13, 2015

Conversation Hearts for Single People On Valentine’s Day

by Aminata Dia
December 2, 2013

The Call of the Candy Crush

by Rodney Uhler
October 18, 2012

Seasonal Candy Affective Disorder

by Lauren Le Vine

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July 28, 2021

Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree

by Carlos Greaves
July 13, 2021

Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore

by Andrew Singleton
July 28, 2021

More Development Would Ruin Our Neighborhood’s Character and That Character is Systemic Racism

by Devin Wallace
July 29, 2021

With God as My Witness I Will Not Pick the Restaurant

by Joanna Borns

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July 30, 2021

A Retelling of Snow White in Which It’s Clear That the Mirror Meant “Fair” as in “Very Pale”

by Janine Annett
July 30, 2021

As an Indigenous Person, Here Are Some Land Acknowledgments I Hope Never Happen 

by Brian Bahe
July 29, 2021

With God as My Witness I Will Not Pick the Restaurant

by Joanna Borns
July 29, 2021

How to Escape from a Sleeping Baby

by Rachel Hinkel-Wang