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All posts tagged
candy
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June 21, 2018Reviews of New Food: Sprinkles’ Cupcake ATM and Haribo Starmix
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February 14, 2018List: Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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October 28, 2016List: What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Reveals About Your Political Views
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March 8, 2016Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: William Toms Versus Jennifer the Robot
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January 7, 2016I’m Marrying M&M’s and You Have Some Questions
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May 29, 2015Walt Whitman’s Sampler
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February 13, 2015List: Conversation Hearts for Single People on Valentine’s Day
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December 2, 2013The Call of the Candy Crush
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October 18, 2012List: Seasonal Candy Affective Disorder
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August 22, 2012Introducing LifeBlaster: The Life-Enhancing Gum
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power