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All posts tagged
candy
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June 21, 2018Reviews of New Food: Sprinkles’ Cupcake ATM and Haribo Starmix
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February 14, 2018List: Message On a Heart-Shaped Candy or a DM That Gets You Blocked 4-Ever?
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October 28, 2016List: What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Reveals About Your Political Views
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March 8, 2016Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: William Toms Versus Jennifer the Robot
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January 7, 2016I’m Marrying M&M’s and You Have Some Questions
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May 29, 2015Walt Whitman’s Sampler
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February 13, 2015List: Conversation Hearts for Single People on Valentine’s Day
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December 2, 2013The Call of the Candy Crush
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October 18, 2012List: Seasonal Candy Affective Disorder
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August 22, 2012Introducing LifeBlaster: The Life-Enhancing Gum
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe