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All posts tagged
candy
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August 30, 2011List: The Candy Encyclopedia of American Literature
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October 9, 2009Principles of Cost-Effective Candy Extraction
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August 5, 2009Snack Attack
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October 31, 2007Signs Above My Halloween Candy: 1996–2006
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April 6, 2007List: Probable Future Names of Hershey’s Candies, Following the Progression of Kisses to Hugs
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October 20, 2006List: Rejected Names for Nerds Candy
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June 29, 2005List: Authorial Candy Bars, With Their Respective Tag Lines, That Weren’t as Successful as the Oh Henry! Candy Bar
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February 17, 2005Rejected York Peppermint Pattie Commercial Blurbs
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September 1, 2004List: Very Wrong Ways to Eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
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August 17, 2004List: The New Superstitions: M&M Colors and the Conditions They Cause