DON’T CRY
U GOT THIS
I ROCK
ME 4EVA
ONE DAY
MASTURB8
NOKCUPID
ME+NETFLIX
<3 BREAK
HOLD ON
IT GTS BTR
FUCK ‘EM
TIME 2 SHINE
U R BTFUL
RLY, DON’T CRY
February 13, 2015
Conversation Hearts
for Single People
on Valentine’s Day
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