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Dorothy Bendel
Dorothy Bendel is a writer, editor, and defender of the Oxford comma. You can find her on Twitter (@DorothyBendel) ranting about Twin Peaks and retweeting pug memes. Website: dorothybendel.com.
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October 31, 2017Horrifying Writing Prompts
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October 28, 2016What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Reveals About Your Political Views
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September 15, 2015Form Letter from the Office of Outrage, Dept. of Apologies
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February 20, 2015Follow-Up Red Carpet Questions for Female Celebrities
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August 29, 2014Cartoon Character Revelations Inspired by the News that Hello Kitty is NOT a Cat
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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January 5, 2015Reasons You Were Not Promoted That Are Totally Unrelated to Gender
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