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Dorothy Bendel
Dorothy Bendel is a writer, editor, and defender of the Oxford comma. You can find her on Twitter (@DorothyBendel) ranting about Twin Peaks and retweeting pug memes. Website: dorothybendel.com.
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October 31, 2017Horrifying Writing Prompts
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October 28, 2016What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Reveals About Your Political Views
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September 15, 2015Form Letter from the Office of Outrage, Dept. of Apologies
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February 20, 2015Follow-Up Red Carpet Questions for Female Celebrities
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August 29, 2014Cartoon Character Revelations Inspired by the News that Hello Kitty is NOT a Cat
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director