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All posts tagged
hamburgers
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May 7, 2019I Took On the American Cheeseburger, and It Defeated Me
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April 9, 2018Reviews of New Food: Whole Foods’ Coconut Date Rolls and the Impossible Burger
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March 9, 2018Do Eggs Belong On a Burger? That’s Something People Would Be Interested in Reading About, Right?
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April 29, 2013A Letter to My Unborn Cheeseburger
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May 1, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Double Bypass
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December 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child