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All posts tagged
hamburgers
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May 7, 2019I Took On the American Cheeseburger, and It Defeated Me
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April 9, 2018Reviews of New Food: Whole Foods’ Coconut Date Rolls and the Impossible Burger
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March 9, 2018Do Eggs Belong On a Burger? That’s Something People Would Be Interested in Reading About, Right?
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April 29, 2013A Letter to My Unborn Cheeseburger
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May 1, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Double Bypass
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December 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers