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All posts tagged
hands
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December 10, 2019Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition
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May 24, 2017Section 8F of Donald and Melania Trump’s Prenuptial Agreement: Handholding
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January 24, 2017Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines
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October 7, 2016Trump Campaign Memo Regarding Subway Sandwiches
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November 11, 1999Etiquette for Evil
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers