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All posts tagged

hands

December 10, 2019

Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition

by Tom Elia
May 24, 2017

Section 8F of Donald and Melania Trump’s Prenuptial Agreement: Handholding

by Caitlin Kunkel
January 24, 2017

Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines

by David Calkins
October 7, 2016

Trump Campaign Memo Regarding Subway Sandwiches

by Ashwin Rodrigues
November 11, 1999

Etiquette for Evil

by Kevin Sampsell

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December 1, 2022

How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

by Josh Gondelman
November 10, 2022

A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool

by Ruyi Wen
May 28, 2019

Incredible Rooms I Would Have in My Mansion if I Were Rich!

by Alex Baia
November 15, 2022

I’m Wearing Tunics Now

by Wendi Aarons

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December 9, 2022

Emily Dickinson’s Evaluation Rubric for a Tenure-Track Position at Her Liberal Arts College

by Maura D’Amore
December 8, 2022

Company Holiday Party Bingo

by Matt Visconage
December 8, 2022

How to Tell Whether Someone Is Liberal or Conservative

by Reese Cassard and Gary M. Almeter
December 7, 2022

Due to the Teacher Shortage, Washington High School is Now Operating in Goblin Mode

by Jennie Young