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All posts tagged
hands
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December 10, 2019Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition
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May 24, 2017Section 8F of Donald and Melania Trump’s Prenuptial Agreement: Handholding
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January 24, 2017Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines
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October 7, 2016Trump Campaign Memo Regarding Subway Sandwiches
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November 11, 1999Etiquette for Evil
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?
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September 26, 2023Seeking Representation for My Unbannable Book
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September 26, 2023The Faculty Mental Health Fair Has Been Postponed Again
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September 25, 2023Thanks to a Generous Donation, the United States Supreme Court Will Be Renamed the Koch Center for Justice
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September 25, 2023What I’ll Do with the One Week I Can Wear My Sensible Fall Jacket