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All posts tagged

health-club

January 2, 2020

Thank You For Joining Our Gym and Thereby Helping Us Avoid a Devastating Legal Battle With The Producers of the Hit History Channel Show, Vikings

by Lillian Stone
October 13, 2014

Columbus Discovers the Weight Room

by David Henne
May 22, 2014

Crunch Fitness Class or Political Uprising?

by Laurel Cummings
March 30, 2005

The Thrusting Ape Health and Fitness Club: Member Testimonials

by Tim Coffield

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June 14, 2022

My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare

by Sarah Suksiri
June 17, 2021

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
June 16, 2022

How to Give Directions Like My Dad

by Charles Stayton

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June 28, 2022

I’m the Last Bottle of Ketchup at Mar-a-Lago and I Live in a State of Constant Fear

by Matt Fotis
June 28, 2022

We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby

by Lucy Huber
June 28, 2022

I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: One Word: Abortion

by Sylwia Chutnik
June 28, 2022

Sure, the Supreme Court Is Making Some Bad Decisions. But at Least the Rest of Their Decisions Are Also Bad

by Eli Grober