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All posts tagged
heartbreak
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May 22, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Halfway Point
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August 6, 2010An Open Letter to the Cashiers at Safeway Who Thank Me By the Wrong Name
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June 25, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Love
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December 18, 2009An Open Letter To The Inanimate Objects In My Apartment That Just Sat There While I Was Heartbroken
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February 14, 2008Heart for Sale, Slightly Torn
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February 5, 2004Sestina: The Ghost of Foghorn Leghorn Speaks of Unrequited Love
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning