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heartbreak
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May 22, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Halfway Point
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August 6, 2010An Open Letter to the Cashiers at Safeway Who Thank Me By the Wrong Name
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June 25, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Love
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December 18, 2009An Open Letter To The Inanimate Objects In My Apartment That Just Sat There While I Was Heartbroken
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February 14, 2008Heart for Sale, Slightly Torn
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February 5, 2004Sestina: The Ghost of Foghorn Leghorn Speaks of Unrequited Love
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