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All posts tagged
heartbreak
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May 22, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Halfway Point
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August 6, 2010An Open Letter to the Cashiers at Safeway Who Thank Me By the Wrong Name
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June 25, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Love
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December 18, 2009An Open Letter To The Inanimate Objects In My Apartment That Just Sat There While I Was Heartbroken
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February 14, 2008Heart for Sale, Slightly Torn
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February 5, 2004Sestina: The Ghost of Foghorn Leghorn Speaks of Unrequited Love
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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