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All posts tagged
heat
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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January 25, 2017Now That the Sun Has Become a Giant Red Star Ready to Consume Our Planet, My Office Isn’t That Cold Anymore!
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October 26, 2012Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: The Day the Fan Stood Still
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August 30, 2011You Don’t Have the Mental Stamina to Outlast Me in This Dry Sauna
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August 12, 2011Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Beat the Heat
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November 10, 2004Other Things Donna Summer Might Have Been Seeking When Singing “Hot Stuff.”
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July 30, 1999Sixteen Punchlines For Hot Days
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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May 7, 2021My Mother’s Day Gift to Myself Is This Dissociative Episode in Costco
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May 7, 2021Gregor Samsa’s DIY Mother’s Day Gift Ideas
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May 7, 2021We Need a New York City Mayor Who Will Take Mom to the Cloisters When She Visits
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp