McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
All posts tagged
heat
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January 25, 2017Now That the Sun Has Become a Giant Red Star Ready to Consume Our Planet, My Office Isn’t That Cold Anymore!
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October 26, 2012Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: The Day the Fan Stood Still
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August 30, 2011You Don’t Have the Mental Stamina to Outlast Me in This Dry Sauna
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August 12, 2011Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Beat the Heat
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November 10, 2004List: Other Things Donna Summer Might Have Been Seeking When Singing “Hot Stuff.”
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July 30, 1999Sixteen Punchlines For Hot Days
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits