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All posts tagged
heat
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January 25, 2017Now That the Sun Has Become a Giant Red Star Ready to Consume Our Planet, My Office Isn’t That Cold Anymore!
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October 26, 2012Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: The Day the Fan Stood Still
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August 30, 2011You Don’t Have the Mental Stamina to Outlast Me in This Dry Sauna
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August 12, 2011Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Beat the Heat
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November 10, 2004List: Other Things Donna Summer Might Have Been Seeking When Singing “Hot Stuff.”
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July 30, 1999Sixteen Punchlines For Hot Days
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546