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    Meditations on Hell
    by Lisa Borders
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  • May 13, 2024
    The United States Forest Service Answers Questions About Its New Policy to “Kill All Ticks and Consign Them to an Eternity in the Flaming Valleys of Hell”
    by Chas Gillespie
  • May 8, 2024
    Your Child Will Be Disenrolled from Camp Unless You Upload a Form That You’ve Never Heard of and We Will Not Explain
    by Audrey Burges
  • July 28, 2023
    Take a Break from Earth’s Heat and Come Cool Off in Hell
    by Luke Strathmann
  • February 27, 2023
    I Need My Prestige TV Shows to Make Me Feel So Bad That I See Hell
    by Audrey Farnsworth
  • August 15, 2022
    You Have Been Damned to Attend Cindy’s Virtual Nail Polish Party for All of Eternity
    by Nat Hrvatin
  • August 3, 2022
    Hell’s Department of Suffering and Horror Is Now Accepting Applications for the Next National Nightmare
    by Chas Gillespie
  • September 24, 2021
    Guide to Making Friends as an Adult, According to Hades, Greek God of the Underworld
    by McKayley Gourley
  • September 14, 2021
    The Sixth Circle of Hell Will Be Closed Tuesdays Due to a Shortage of Workers
    by Meghan Louise Wagner
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