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herd-immunity

May 26, 2021

Now That Half of Middle-earth Is Immune to the One Ring’s Powers, I Don’t Think This Fellowship Is Really Necessary

by Hayley Igarashi
May 12, 2021

I’m Skipping the Second Dose of the COVID Vaccine Because I’m an Insufferable Centrist

by Andy Spain
May 4, 2021

Sure, Velociraptor Repellent Is 95% Effective Against Velociraptor Attacks, But Do We Really Need to Wear It to Visit Jurassic Park?

by Carlos Greaves
May 6, 2020

Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park

by Carlos Greaves

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March 9, 2023

Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors

by Ryan Weber
March 8, 2023

Honest Haikus for Women

by Emily Knapp
June 29, 2018

17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

by Isabella Giovannini
March 17, 2023

My Irish-American Culture Is Not Your Costume—It’s My Costume

by Jack Stebbins

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March 23, 2023

This Month’s Perimenopausal Horoscope

by Wendi Aarons and Linda Wolff
March 23, 2023

For Sale: Fast Car

by Zach Buckner
March 23, 2023

Peeps-Flavored Pepsi

by Marcia Kester Doyle and Amy Barnes
March 22, 2023

I Don’t Eat Gluten or Dairy Anymore Except for When I Do

by Alexis Pooley