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herd-immunity

May 26, 2021

Now That Half of Middle-earth Is Immune to the One Ring’s Powers, I Don’t Think This Fellowship Is Really Necessary

by Hayley Igarashi
May 12, 2021

I’m Skipping the Second Dose of the COVID Vaccine Because I’m an Insufferable Centrist

by Andy Spain
May 4, 2021

Sure, Velociraptor Repellent Is 95% Effective Against Velociraptor Attacks, But Do We Really Need to Wear It to Visit Jurassic Park?

by Carlos Greaves
May 6, 2020

Sure, the Velociraptors Are Still On the Loose, But That’s No Reason Not to Reopen Jurassic Park

by Carlos Greaves

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November 29, 2023

Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped

by J. Taylor Lee and Ave Grimshaw
November 22, 2023

Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving

by Nathaniel Brown
December 4, 2023

The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?

by Nick Guadagnino
February 23, 2012

Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers

by Jennifer Simonson

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December 7, 2023

Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Lady Moderators

by Maura Quint
December 7, 2023

Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew

by Aliza Small
December 6, 2023

Answering Questions at the Climate Summit After My Speech in Support of Oil World

by Eli Grober
December 6, 2023

Short Conversations with Poets: Anne Carson

by Jesse Nathan