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high-school
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June 20, 2007An Elmwood Forest High School Special Report: Susan Mary Kovolski Thinks She’d Make a Great Prom Date
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February 28, 2007An Excerpt From the Lindale High School Graduation Valedictorian Speech by Samuel Clark, Who Ate the Brains of His Fellow Students to Increase His Intelligence
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January 9, 2007Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School
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November 6, 2006The Race For Junior Class Vice President Goes Negative
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August 15, 2006The Andover Grade Reports Of George W. Bush, Senior Year
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April 14, 2006Common Phrases Not Written in My High-School Yearbook, for a Multitude of Reasons
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March 8, 2006Reasons the Little Teapot Was Picked On in High School
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January 19, 2006The Pretentious 17-Year-Old’s Guide To Dating
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January 4, 2005I Was Not Invited Back to That School
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June 4, 2004Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Don’t Give Up” by Peter Gabriel with Kate Bush
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