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All posts tagged
high-school
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June 11, 2009Key to High School Yearbook Abbreviations, Updated and Expanded
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June 1, 2009Essay Prompts For the 2009 Senior Advanced Placement High School English Exam for Women
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October 22, 2008Tenth-Graders’ Favorite Suggestive Terms From Geometry
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October 8, 2008Your Candidate for Class Treasurer Has Something to Disclose
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February 22, 2008Abstinence-Only Driver’s Ed
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October 3, 2007A Subtextual Reading Of Your High School French Textbook
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June 20, 2007An Elmwood Forest High School Special Report: Susan Mary Kovolski Thinks She’d Make a Great Prom Date
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February 28, 2007An Excerpt From the Lindale High School Graduation Valedictorian Speech by Samuel Clark, Who Ate the Brains of His Fellow Students to Increase His Intelligence
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January 9, 2007Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School
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November 6, 2006The Race For Junior Class Vice President Goes Negative
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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