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An Updated List of Yearbook Senior Superlatives for the 21st Century.
BY RACHEL KLEIN
Most Likely to Open an Etsy Homemade Scarf Shop
Most Likely to Hold More Than One Impractical Masters Degrees
Future Wes Anderson/Lena Dunham
Best Twitter Feed
Most Likely to Start Taking Improv Classes at the Age of 35
Most Ironic Facebook Presence
Most Likely to Buy a House on the Same Block as Her Parents and Teach Part-Time at Her Old Elementary School While Her Husband Works in Finance and Everyone’s Like, “What Happened to Your Dream of Being an Architect, Amy?”
Most Likely to Own and Operate a Food Truck in Austin, TX
Future TED Talker
SUGGESTED READSList: Common Phrases Not Written in My High-School Yearbook, for a Multitude of Reasons
by Colleen Doyle (4/14/2006)
List: Key to High School Yearbook Abbreviations, Updated and Expanded
by Marc Tyler Nobleman (6/11/2009)
Back-to-School Week: Ideas For Yet More Film Adaptations of Classic Novels, Updated and Set in a High School
by Keith Bunin (9/15/2000)
RECENTLYSuper Powers I Wish I Had
by Josh Herman (7/29/2016)
Monologue: Donatello Will Have You Know That If the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Were Little Women, Raphael Would Totally Be Amy
by Philip Wolfe (7/29/2016)
List: Demands from California Delegation BernieBros to NOT Disrupt Hillary Clinton’s Acceptance Speech
by Christopher Monks and John Warner (7/28/2016)
POPULARList: Comforting Thoughts for #NeverHillary Bernie Supporters After Trump’s First Term
by David Kawalec (7/26/2016)
These Smart Swimming Trunks Automatically Remind You to Be Self-Conscious!
by Chris Brotzman (7/22/2016)
List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?
by Amber Karlins (7/22/2016)