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Articles by
Rachel Klein
Rachel Klein is a writer, performer, and teacher living in Boston, Massachusetts. Her work has appeared online in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Reductress, and The Toast.
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May 3, 2019Welcome to Our Baby’s Personal Brand Reveal Party
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July 21, 2017Hemingway’s “Hills Like White Elephants” from the “The Girl’s” Point of View
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July 5, 2017Popular Summer T-Shirt Slogans for the Politically Engaged Millennial
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November 14, 2016I, For One, As a White Woman, Welcome Our New Alien Overlords
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July 6, 2016Your Personalized Spotify Summer Playlist
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February 11, 2016Martin Shkreli’s Middle School Report Card
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January 14, 2016Bullying: A Teacher’s Guide, First Edition, 1971
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October 16, 2015Dante’s Orchard
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July 27, 2015Attainable Goals for the Modern American In Lieu of Trying to “Be the Change You Wish to See in the World.”
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January 14, 2015Audience Instructions for Our Immersive/Experimental Theatre Production in an Abandoned Middle School in Bushwick
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September 8, 2014Missed Connection: Boys, Ages 6-12(?), Lived With Me on Nameless Tropical Island in Pacific Ocean at End of WWII
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June 19, 2014Discarded Descriptions of Women From My Contemporary Hard-Boiled Detective Novel
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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