YOU HAD ME AT SINGLE PAYER

NEVERTHELESS, SHE PERISCOPED

LORDY I HOPE THERE ARE NAPS

I’M WITH PROBLEMATIC

BUT FIRST, MIDTERMS

DON’T @ ME BEFORE MY MORNING SCROLL

PEACE, LOVE, UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME

NAMA-STAY OUT OF MY REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH DECISIONS

KEEP CALM AND DONATE TO MY PATREON

PAYING OFF MY CRIPPLING STUDENT LOAN DEBT IS MY CARDIO

THIS IS WHAT A MAN WHO WANTS TO GET CREDIT FOR BEING A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE

YOU THINK I LOOK BAD, YOU SHOULD SEE THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX

MY PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS DESTROYED THE ECONOMY, RAVAGED THE ENVIRONMENT, AND BANKRUPTED SOCIAL WELFARE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT

IT’S FIVE O’CLOCK SOMEWHERE BUT I HAVE TO KEEP WORKING BECAUSE THE GIG ECONOMY IS GRINDING ME DOWN UNTIL IT BREAKS MY SPIRIT AND TURNS ME INTO A SOULLESS AUTOMATON FEEDING THE BOTTOMLESS HUNGER OF THE CAPITALIST MACHINE

I’D RATHER BE POSTING PICTURES OF CUTE DOGS I MEET ON THE STREET BUT THERE’S AN ORANGE TROLL IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHO THINKS CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX, MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW THAT FREDERICK DOUGLASS DIED OVER 100 YEARS AGO, AND COULD VERY WELL KILL US ALL SOMETIME VERY SOON WITH ONE OF HIS TYPO-LADEN TWEETS SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME, YOU KNOW?

AVOCADO TOAST WOULD HAVE WON