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All posts tagged
millennials
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May 7, 2024I’m a Millennial with a Loving Partner, Kids, and a Career, but My Biggest Concern Is That Gen Z Will Think I’m Old
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April 26, 2024The Millennial CAPTCHA
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April 3, 2024“The Girl with the Green Ribbon Around Her Neck” Updated for the Modern Millennial Woman
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November 3, 2023You Have Reached the Turning-Thirty Helpline
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May 31, 2023If What Millennials Were Taught in School Were Actually Useful
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May 23, 2023I Support Banning TikTok Because I’m an Out-of-Touch Thirty-Something with No Interest in Figuring Out How to Use Yet Another Social Media Platform
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April 12, 2023At My Age, My Dad Was Almost Done with That Tom Clancy Novel
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October 28, 2022A Millennial Woman’s House of Horrors
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September 6, 2022We Never Wore Seat Belts When We Were Kids and We Survived—Except for Those of Us Who Can’t Contradict This Post Because They’re Dead
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April 15, 2022Modern-Day Passover Plagues
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian