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All posts tagged
millennials
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July 8, 2019Innocent Children Are Dying In Unconscionable Human Warehouses On the US-Mexico Border, But I’m Going to Use My Political Capital to Complain About the Non-Existent Coddling of Millennials
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June 4, 2019The 12 Labors of Millennial Hercules
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May 14, 2019This Is an Ad Targeted At Millennials
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April 29, 2019Patron Saints of the 21st Century
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April 10, 2019If Millennial Home Décor Could Talk
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March 7, 2019Millennials Are Killing Inanna, Mesopotamian Goddess of Fertility
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January 30, 2019I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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November 27, 2018The Moment’s Eviction Notice
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds
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October 25, 2018Curses From a Millennial Witch
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 26, 2021The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love” for Nihilists
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February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
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February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit