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All posts tagged
millennials
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July 5, 2017List: Popular Summer T-Shirt Slogans for the Politically Engaged Millennial
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June 2, 2017Monologue: I’m a Baby Boomer and I’m Mad That the World Isn’t a Stagnant Rock
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June 1, 2017River-Crossing Problems for Twenty-Somethings
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May 19, 2017List: Classic Literature Repurposed for Millennials
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May 4, 2017Monologue: I Remember When Being a Millennial Actually Meant Something
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April 14, 2017It’s Possible Millennial Disciples Hastened Jesus’s Death
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March 13, 2017Curatorial Statement for the Moving Back Home With My Mom Biennial
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March 2, 2017Monologue: I Am the World’s Most Fuckable Conservative Wunderkind and I Demand Your Respect
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December 9, 2016Monologue: The Grim Reaper is Just Your Everyday, Average Millennial
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December 1, 2016Monologue: A Shonda Rhimes Monologue for the Millennial Woman
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money