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April 9, 2024You Can Try Sample Questions from the New SATs or You Can Hit Yourself Over the Head Repeatedly with This Plumber’s Wrench
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January 22, 2024How to Nail Your High School Graduation Speech Even If You’re Not That Popular
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January 4, 2024What Your Senior Year High School Musical Says About You
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November 1, 2023What to Do When You Encounter Your Time-Traveling Future Self
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September 8, 2023Universally Acknowledged Truths for High School Teachers
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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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October 20, 2022Open Letter to the Friend I Was Probably in Love with in High School Before I Realized I Was Gay
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September 14, 2022We’re Your Favorite Band from High School and This Is Our Final Goodbye Tour—for Real This Time
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August 25, 2022What Your Drama Club Musical Says About Your Director
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June 23, 2022Before You Enjoy Your Summer, Here Are Some Minor Budget Cuts for Next Year’s High School Music Program
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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