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    Open Letter to the Friend I Was Probably in Love with in High School Before I Realized I Was Gay
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    We’re Your Favorite Band from High School and This Is Our Final Goodbye Tour—for Real This Time
    by Viktoria Shulevich
  • August 25, 2022
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    by Devin Wallace and Emily Claypoole
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