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high-school
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September 20, 2018List: Overheard at the Support Group for Tall Kids Cast as Dads in High School Plays
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August 13, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: What A Bully Understands
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July 24, 2018Welcome to Anxiety Dream High School
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February 15, 2018I’m Not Like Other Girls, Because I’m Trapped at the Bottom of a Well
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January 12, 2018List: Existentialist Philosopher or Tenth Grade Student Just Informed They Can No Longer Bring Their Phone to My Class?
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June 15, 2017List: Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends
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May 8, 2017Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Once Had a Class with You in High School and is Hurt You Didn’t Hit Him Up When in Town for Work
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March 1, 2017List: Reasons I Was Called “Gay” from 1995-2005
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February 6, 2017I Regret Voting for Matt W as Student Body President
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February 1, 2017List: Class of 2017 Senior Superlatives at White Guy High School
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 22, 2018Monologue: Hi, I’m the Lone Woman of Color in Your Book Club
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October 22, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Avoid the I Word
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October 22, 2018Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value