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All posts tagged
high-school
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June 1, 2021The Last Time We Spoke Was in High School, But Now I’m Inviting You to Join a Pyramid Scheme
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January 26, 2021High School Theater Bingo
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November 11, 2020Weekly Health Update from the Principal of Cobra Kai’s West Valley High School
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September 2, 2020Rydell High’s Reopening Plan
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August 11, 2020East High School’s Student Dress Code for Face Masks
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July 16, 2020Help, I Have a Sporty Kid
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June 18, 2020An Open Letter to the Class of 2020 From a Dad Who Deserves Sympathy Too
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December 6, 2019The Department of Homeland Security’s Preparedness Guide for Your Ten-Year High School Reunion
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November 11, 2019Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut
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September 12, 2019My High School Experience Retold as Podcast Ads
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 22, 2021Halloween Costume Ideas for New Parents
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October 21, 2021It’s Time We Get Back to the Traditional Family Values of Absentee Fathers
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October 21, 2021An Interview with Farah Ali About Her New Book, People Want to Live