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All posts tagged
high-school
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May 24, 2013Senior Year is Totally Gonna Rule Because After That My Life is Going to Be an Endless Abyss of Longing!
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March 5, 2013An Updated List of Yearbook Senior Superlatives for the 21st Century
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January 31, 2013Ninth Graders Like
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January 25, 2013An Open Letter to My 1994 High School Class Regarding My Designation of “Most Likely to Succeed.”
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August 31, 2011An Emerging Adult’s Plea for Sanity
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June 3, 2011An Open Letter to My High School’s Class of 2011
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November 9, 2010John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Note to Parents from Bruce Springsteen, High School Cross-Country Coach
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May 20, 2010Least Popular Prom Themes
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April 16, 2010The Most Radical, Bitchin’, Totally Awesome Retro Prom Ever!
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April 15, 2010Headlines from My High School Newspaper
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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