We are thrilled to announce our annual Senior Superlatives! Celebrating excellence in multiple categories for the 359th consecutive year here at esteemed White Guy High School…
- Most Likely to Use Being a Nerd In High School as Justification for Treating Women Badly When You’re an Adult Man
(Michael Clark)
- Most Likely to Upload a Photo of You On the Game of Thrones Throne and Another of You In Front of Angkor Wat to Your Dating Profiles
(Owen Tallman)
- Most Likely to Be Late to Everything But Have It Literally Never Negatively Affect Your Life Ever at All Because of Your Insane Level of Privilege
(Matthew Gwinn)
- Most Likely to Produce a Podcast Where You’re Just “Real”
(Kyle Clark)
- Most Likely to Claim You Do Not Have More Privilege Than Any Systematically Oppressed Group Because You “Have Some Student Loans”
(Brian Callahan)
- Most Likely to Yell at a Woman In a Bar Because She Doesn’t Know Who Bill Hicks Is
(Brandon Rogers)
- Most Likely to Say That Not Voting is Cool Because of a Mark Twain Quote
(Dylan Tallman)
- Most Likely to Post a Lengthy Facebook Status Telling People How They Should Feel About Sexual Assault, But Not Personally Reach Out to Any Actual Women In Your Life About It
(Kevin Moore)
- Most Likely to Throw a Benefit for Breast Cancer Awareness Month With the Sole Purpose of Getting Laid
(Kyle Tallman, Jr.)
- Most Likely to Claim to Know Which Street “THE BEST” Pho Restaurant is On
(Kennedy Fairfax)
Congrats to all the wonderful students nominated this year! Thank you for voting! Have a great summer with your parents in Cape Cod!