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Liz Arcury
Liz Arcury is a writer and comedian in New York. Her work has appeared on McSweeney’s, Reductress, Refinery29, The Boston Globe, and more. She improvises at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and hosts a monthly live show in Manhattan called “An Hour of Failure”, which was featured in Time Out New York. Liz originally hails from Melbourne Beach, Florida.
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October 24, 2017Millennial Sex Positions
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February 1, 2017Class of 2017 Senior Superlatives at White Guy High School
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September 13, 2016Vague Quotes from Beat Generation Authors to Make Straight Cisgendered White Men Feel Good About Their Choices
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May 9, 2016Common Stages of a Millennial’s First Year in New York City
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August 8, 2013A High School Chemistry Teacher Pitches a Product to Investors
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April 2, 2013Appropriate Jigsaw Puzzle Pictures
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July 26, 2012I Am the Intern Who Reads All of Your Mocking Tweets at the Official Taco Bell Twitter Account
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May 15, 2012A Frustrated Chief Executive Engineer Addresses His Staff Entirely Composed of Disney Imagineers
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July 19, 2011More Realistic Makeup Slogans
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