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September 28, 2022Let Guided by Voices Title Your Masters Thesis
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August 19, 2022Even the Sophists Hate That One Guy in Your Graduate Seminar
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August 17, 2022Academic Department Chair Bingo from Hell
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August 11, 2022A Welcome Letter to the New Adjunct Faculty Members Who Will Be Laid Off in December
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July 15, 2022Prayer of the Assistant Professor Going up for Tenure
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July 5, 2022Minecraft for Adjunct Professors
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May 20, 2022Diseases All Woodmont Alumni from 1971 to 2021 Should Immediately Be Screened For
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May 18, 2022Excerpts from Successful Admissions Essays for Woodmont College
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May 16, 2022What Is a Woodmont Education?
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May 12, 2022The Adventures of Nancy Drew, Girl Academic
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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