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December 9, 2022Staying at a White Lotus Resort or Getting a PhD in English?
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December 9, 2022Emily Dickinson’s Evaluation Rubric for a Tenure-Track Position at Her Liberal Arts College
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September 28, 2022Let Guided by Voices Title Your Masters Thesis
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August 19, 2022Even the Sophists Hate That One Guy in Your Graduate Seminar
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August 17, 2022Academic Department Chair Bingo from Hell
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August 11, 2022A Welcome Letter to the New Adjunct Faculty Members Who Will Be Laid Off in December
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July 15, 2022Prayer of the Assistant Professor Going up for Tenure
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July 5, 2022Minecraft for Adjunct Professors
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May 20, 2022Diseases All Woodmont Alumni from 1971 to 2021 Should Immediately Be Screened For
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May 18, 2022Excerpts from Successful Admissions Essays for Woodmont College
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 14, 2025Who Better to Address Sexual Assault in the Military Than a Man Who Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault?
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore