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All posts tagged
higher-ed
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January 9, 2020My Layoff Letter Ground Up with Text From Meat Processing Trade Magazines
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January 7, 202010 Reasons Why You Should NOT Get your MLS (Master of Lighthouse Science)
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December 28, 2019Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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December 26, 2019Honest Academic Job Postings
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December 26, 2019Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee
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December 13, 2019Christmas Presents For Adjunct Professors
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December 3, 2019Course Evaluations for Famous Teachers In Classic Literature
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November 18, 2019Your English Professor’s Inner Thoughts On Your Final Paper Topic
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October 7, 2019To Improve Our University We Must Move Massive Amounts of Human Waste Into Your Offices
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September 13, 2019Overheard In Star Wars or In a Faculty Meeting?
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director