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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 4, 2024A Reminder to Submit Your First Week Attendance to the Registrar, in the Style of Cormac McCarthy’s All the Pretty Horses
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August 30, 2024Buy an iPad for College. Get $180,000 in Student Loan Debt
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August 29, 2024Building Your Fantasy Philosophy Department Team
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June 25, 2024ChatGPT Now Has PhD-Level Intelligence, and the Poor Personal Choices to Prove It
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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May 2, 2024University President’s Response to Student Dissent Mad Libs
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