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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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April 8, 2021I Am the Christmas Lights You Still Have Up and I Am Begging You, Please Take Me Down
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May 29, 2020I’m the String Lights in Your Room, and No, You Don’t Have Your Life Together
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January 13, 2020I Am the Person Who Writes Conflict Into Husband-Wife Home Renovation Shows
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September 3, 2019Household Preparation for Empty Nesters Ready to Engage In Nonstop Sex
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August 23, 2013Diablo, Lord of Terror, Hires a Contractor
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March 18, 2011When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
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May 20, 2010Dink Shui: The Art of Uncomfortable Living In My Yurt
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March 3, 2006What the People Who Used to Live in My House Apparently Said to Each Other Before Selling It to Me
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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