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All posts tagged
home-decoration
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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April 8, 2021I Am the Christmas Lights You Still Have Up and I Am Begging You, Please Take Me Down
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May 29, 2020I’m the String Lights in Your Room, and No, You Don’t Have Your Life Together
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January 13, 2020I Am the Person Who Writes Conflict Into Husband-Wife Home Renovation Shows
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September 3, 2019Household Preparation for Empty Nesters Ready to Engage In Nonstop Sex
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August 23, 2013Diablo, Lord of Terror, Hires a Contractor
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March 18, 2011When Aesthetics Get in the Way of Larceny
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May 20, 2010Dink Shui: The Art of Uncomfortable Living In My Yurt
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March 3, 2006What the People Who Used to Live in My House Apparently Said to Each Other Before Selling It to Me
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation