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All posts tagged

horse-racing

May 1, 2015

A Day at the Nice Guy Races

by Trevor Shikaze
October 26, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “President Crawford, Dean Gregory, dignified guests, bloggers and journalists, hecklers, fraternity brothers, campus safety officers, students, and janitorial staff… hello, konnichiwa, salud.” (laughter)

by Kent Woodyard
October 12, 2011

Fading the Vig: A Gambler’s Guide to Life: $100 to Win on Miami Ghost in the 2nd at Saratoga

by David Hill
June 4, 2008

Reasons Why Your Retired Derby-Winning Stallion Isn’t Siring

by Marco Kaye
April 14, 2004

Kentucky Derby Winner or Kentucky Headhunters Song Title?

by Eric Hamiter

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August 5, 2020

Your School District’s Reopening Survey

by Kara Baskin
July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 31, 2020

Teacher

by Erin Nicole
August 4, 2020

Sharpies

by Jen Coleman

Recently

August 7, 2020

The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan

by Amanda Lehr
August 7, 2020

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

by Carol Guess
August 7, 2020

Five Years

by Kaitlin Moleen
August 7, 2020

As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word

by Matthew Seely