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horse-racing

May 1, 2015

A Day at the Nice Guy Races

by Trevor Shikaze
October 26, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “President Crawford, Dean Gregory, dignified guests, bloggers and journalists, hecklers, fraternity brothers, campus safety officers, students, and janitorial staff… hello, konnichiwa, salud.” (laughter)

by Kent Woodyard
October 12, 2011

Fading the Vig: A Gambler’s Guide to Life: $100 to Win on Miami Ghost in the 2nd at Saratoga

by David Hill
June 4, 2008

Reasons Why Your Retired Derby-Winning Stallion Isn’t Siring

by Marco Kaye
April 14, 2004

Kentucky Derby Winner or Kentucky Headhunters Song Title?

by Eric Hamiter

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December 5, 2019

Chili’s Menu, by Cormac McCarthy

by Justin Tapp
September 4, 2018

Sensible Hairstyles for Women Over 50

by Laura Winther Galaviz
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali

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December 13, 2019

Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund

by Marco Kaye
December 13, 2019

Christmas Presents For Adjunct Professors

by Ross Bullen
December 13, 2019

I’m the Duolingo Owl and I’m Tired of Your Bullshit

by Muireann Kelly
December 12, 2019

Hello 12-Year-Old Reader, My Name Is Heathcliff and I Am Sorry That I Am About to Ruin Your Future Romantic Life

by Helena de Bres