The first lines of my commencement speech as president of my graduating class, and a mnemonic for the participants in the 2006 Belmont Stakes (Platinum Couple, Double Galore, Deputy Glitters, Bob and John, High Finance, Bluegrass Cat, Sunriver, Oh So Awesome, Jazil, Steppenwolfer, Hemingway’s Key, Sacred Light).
LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
October 26, 2011
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