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All posts tagged

housecleaning

January 4, 2021

The House Is Finally, Completely, Totally Clean

by Jane Driver
October 16, 2018

The Complete Guide to Cleaning Your Grout

by Lily Osler
March 5, 2015

Let’s Tidy Up This Sex Dungeon!

by Teddy Wayne
May 25, 2012

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Hired Help

by Dani Burlison

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January 15, 2021

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
January 14, 2021

I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement

by Simon Henriques
January 13, 2021

Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz

by Tom Smyth
December 21, 2020

Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo

by Kimberly Harrington

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January 19, 2021

If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?

by Ella Gale
January 19, 2021

As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist

by Fiona Taylor
January 19, 2021

It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone

by Stephen Ruddy
January 18, 2021

Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist

by Ryan Weber