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November 14, 2014@thereal_saintfrancis_: State of Grace
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October 24, 2014@thereal_saintfrancis_: Canticle of the Cool
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April 8, 2014This is the Instagram Comment That Will Finally Ignite My Relationship With Beyoncé
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November 21, 2013Monologue: Selfie’s Word of the Year Acceptance Speech
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March 21, 2013Selfies of Becky Jones: A Retrospective
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February 19, 2013List: Instagram Filters Inspired by My Parents’ Reaction to Yet Another Return Home as a Single Man Who Has Still Not Enrolled In Graduate School
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September 6, 2012Your Instagram Horoscope
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June 29, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Take Pictures of Food With Instagram
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