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ivy-league
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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October 5, 2018We Are Building the Most Inclusive, Exclusive Colleges in America!
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January 12, 2018Upper East Side Family Seeks Multi-Purpose Ivy League Graduate
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April 18, 2013List: Other Harvards
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April 9, 2013Classes from Princeton’s 2013-2014 Course Catalog
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December 13, 2007Some Relatively Recent College Grads Discuss Their Maids
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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January 5, 2016List: 10 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost In a Role
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November 11, 2019Things In Your University Office You Can Burn for Warmth
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November 11, 2019List: Jokes That Everyone On The Mayflower Are Getting Sick Of
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November 11, 2019Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut
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November 8, 2019List: The Ten Commandments of Workism