McSweeney's Quarterly Subscriptions
“Ever shape-shifting and ambitious, McSweeney’s has redefined what a literary institution can be.”—Catherine Lacey
Subscribe to our multi-award-winning McSweeney’s Quarterly today.
All posts tagged
ivy-league
-
November 30, 2020We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com
-
December 29, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
-
June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
-
October 5, 2018We Are Building the Most Inclusive, Exclusive Colleges in America!
-
January 12, 2018Upper East Side Family Seeks Multi-Purpose Ivy League Graduate
-
April 18, 2013Other Harvards
-
April 9, 2013Classes from Princeton’s 2013-2014 Course Catalog
-
December 13, 2007Some Relatively Recent College Grads Discuss Their Maids
Trending 🔥
-
February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
-
February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
-
February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
-
February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
Recently
-
February 26, 2021The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love” for Nihilists
-
February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
-
February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
-
February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit