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All posts tagged
ivy-league
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December 29, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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October 5, 2018We Are Building the Most Inclusive, Exclusive Colleges in America!
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January 12, 2018Upper East Side Family Seeks Multi-Purpose Ivy League Graduate
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April 18, 2013Other Harvards
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April 9, 2013Classes from Princeton’s 2013-2014 Course Catalog
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December 13, 2007Some Relatively Recent College Grads Discuss Their Maids
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans