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ivy-league
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November 30, 2020We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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October 5, 2018We Are Building the Most Inclusive, Exclusive Colleges in America!
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January 12, 2018Upper East Side Family Seeks Multi-Purpose Ivy League Graduate
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April 18, 2013Other Harvards
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April 9, 2013Classes from Princeton’s 2013-2014 Course Catalog
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December 13, 2007Some Relatively Recent College Grads Discuss Their Maids
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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May 18, 2023HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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