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All posts tagged
ivy-league
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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November 30, 2020We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com
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June 7, 2019Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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October 5, 2018We Are Building the Most Inclusive, Exclusive Colleges in America!
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January 12, 2018Upper East Side Family Seeks Multi-Purpose Ivy League Graduate
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April 18, 2013Other Harvards
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April 9, 2013Classes from Princeton’s 2013-2014 Course Catalog
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December 13, 2007Some Relatively Recent College Grads Discuss Their Maids
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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June 2, 2025The Zen of Dying Quietly, and Other Teachings by Senator Joni Ernst
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May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine