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All posts tagged
jerks
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June 22, 2018List: A Person With Down Syndrome or Corey Lewandowski?
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March 1, 2018My Entire Personality is Based On a Bunch of Stock Images for “Travel Writer,” and I Will Have a Mental Breakdown If You Don’t Tell Me I’m Special
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January 25, 2018Quiz: Janet’s Father Has Died. Can You Make This About You?
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November 14, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Person on the Internet Who Likes Fighting With Me
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November 6, 2017I’m Asking for Privacy While I Seek Treatment for Being a Piece of Human Garbage
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August 31, 2017I’m Tanking Our Relationship for a Better Draft Pick Next Season
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August 30, 2017Joel Osteen and the Ark
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April 4, 2017Why All Your Articles Should Start With “Why”
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January 18, 2017Totally Sane and Humble Ways to Announce That Your Short Story Will Be Published
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January 18, 2017List: Desserts Served to Overconfident Jerks
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 15, 2019List: A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore