ILLUSTORIA MAGAZINE
Young reader in your life? Subscribe to Illustoria magazine today. Recognized by The New York Times as a best gift for kids!
All posts tagged
jerks
-
June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
-
June 22, 2018A Person With Down Syndrome or Corey Lewandowski?
-
March 1, 2018My Entire Personality is Based On a Bunch of Stock Images for “Travel Writer,” and I Will Have a Mental Breakdown If You Don’t Tell Me I’m Special
-
January 25, 2018Quiz: Janet’s Father Has Died. Can You Make This About You?
-
November 14, 2017An Open Letter to the Person on the Internet Who Likes Fighting With Me
-
November 6, 2017I’m Asking for Privacy While I Seek Treatment for Being a Piece of Human Garbage
-
August 31, 2017I’m Tanking Our Relationship for a Better Draft Pick Next Season
-
August 30, 2017Joel Osteen and the Ark
-
April 4, 2017Why All Your Articles Should Start With “Why”
-
January 18, 2017Totally Sane and Humble Ways to Announce That Your Short Story Will Be Published
Trending 🔥
-
June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
-
June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
-
May 19, 2025A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
-
June 2, 2025The Zen of Dying Quietly, and Other Teachings by Senator Joni Ernst
Recently
-
June 12, 2025Can Anyone Tell Me Why Sales of Our Signature Terrifying Yellow Wallpaper Are Down?
-
June 12, 2025Please Remain Civil While Resisting President Nyarlathotep’s Orgy of Nullification
-
June 11, 2025You’re Invited to My Birthday Military Parade
-
June 11, 2025Welcome to My Well-Stocked Pantry of Empty Boxes