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All posts tagged
jerks
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November 28, 2016
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July 26, 2016Monologue: You’re Damn Right I’m Comfortable Performing These Exit Row Duties
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February 11, 2016Martin Shkreli’s Middle School Report Card
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March 19, 2015List: 13 Reasons Microaggressions Are All In Your Head, Dummy
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August 22, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Passing Motorist Who Suggested I Take a Photograph of His Dick
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March 26, 2014Monologue: Hey Everyone, I’m Going to Have a Loud Phone Conversation On This Crowded Bus
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April 27, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to Would-Be Improv Comedians
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October 22, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Was Thomas Jefferson a Jerk?
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March 6, 2006Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Man Wearing a T-Shirt That Says “It Isn’t Going to Suck Itself”
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April 1, 2005List: Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Kickboxer, or the Belligerent Asshole Who Just Cost Me My Job at the Bar?
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe