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November 28, 2016
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July 26, 2016Monologue: You’re Damn Right I’m Comfortable Performing These Exit Row Duties
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February 11, 2016Martin Shkreli’s Middle School Report Card
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March 19, 2015List: 13 Reasons Microaggressions Are All In Your Head, Dummy
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August 22, 2014Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Passing Motorist Who Suggested I Take a Photograph of His Dick
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March 26, 2014Monologue: Hey Everyone, I’m Going to Have a Loud Phone Conversation On This Crowded Bus
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April 27, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to Would-Be Improv Comedians
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October 22, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Was Thomas Jefferson a Jerk?
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March 6, 2006Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Man Wearing a T-Shirt That Says “It Isn’t Going to Suck Itself”
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April 1, 2005List: Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Kickboxer, or the Belligerent Asshole Who Just Cost Me My Job at the Bar?
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 1, 2018List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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October 15, 2018Please Purchase My Personal Data From Me Directly
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October 15, 201819 Things to Know About Me, the Gay Male Sidekick in a Romantic Comedy
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October 15, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Travesty
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s