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jerks
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March 1, 2018My Entire Personality is Based On a Bunch of Stock Images for “Travel Writer,” and I Will Have a Mental Breakdown If You Don’t Tell Me I’m Special
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January 25, 2018Quiz: Janet’s Father Has Died. Can You Make This About You?
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November 14, 2017An Open Letter to the Person on the Internet Who Likes Fighting With Me
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November 6, 2017I’m Asking for Privacy While I Seek Treatment for Being a Piece of Human Garbage
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August 31, 2017I’m Tanking Our Relationship for a Better Draft Pick Next Season
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August 30, 2017Joel Osteen and the Ark
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April 4, 2017Why All Your Articles Should Start With “Why”
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January 18, 2017Totally Sane and Humble Ways to Announce That Your Short Story Will Be Published
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January 18, 2017Desserts Served to Overconfident Jerks
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November 28, 2016I Bet You’re Really Fun at Parties
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 8, 2024I Am the School Custodian in Charge of Classroom Litter Boxes. Ask Me Anything
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time