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jogging
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August 28, 2018How to Jog: A Guide for Women
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July 18, 2017A Few Questions Before We Decide to Let You Join Our Running Club
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July 9, 2014List: Less Ambitious Couch-to-5K Alternatives
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March 26, 2014The Single Woman’s Guide to Training for a Half-Marathon
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June 19, 2013About the Rough Mud Run
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April 6, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Person Who Judged Me for Lip-Syncing On My Run This Morning
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February 10, 2012Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Fastest Jogger at the Park
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October 28, 2005List: Comments From the Crowd Gathering Around the Body of Phidippides, Reporter of the Greek Victory Over the Persians at Marathon, Soon After He Gasped, “We Won,” and Died
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 31, 2018Why It’s Too Difficult For Me to Vote, and How Many Beers I Can Butt Chug In Under 60 Seconds
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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November 13, 2018Thanks for Sharing Your Unsolicited and Negative Opinion On the Internet!
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November 13, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Pragmatic Swiss Army Knife