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    Chief Justice John Roberts’s Guide to the New Supreme Court Ethics Code
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    Sure, the Supreme Court Is Making Some Bad Decisions. But at Least the Rest of Their Decisions Are Also Bad
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  • May 6, 2021
    I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
    by Tom Smyth
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    Cutting Edge Reforms for the Supreme Court
    by Charlie Dektar
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    Amy Coney Barrett Testifies Before the Judiciary Committee
    by Evan Allgood
  • April 18, 2019
    You Are Hereby Sentenced to Attend a Music Festival
    by Colin St. John
  • July 1, 2005
    Five People Just as Doctrinaire and Tiresome as Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Speculate on How He Got That Way
    by Bob Woodiwiss
  • May 13, 1999
    Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, is This the Face of a Bad Cop? A Brutalizer of Innocent Men? [Turns, Points to Office Vulpe, Who is Wearing That Smirk of His.] Uh, Scratch That, So Anyway …
    by Mike Gerber and Jonathan Schwarz
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