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  • April 18, 2019
    You Are Hereby Sentenced to Attend a Music Festival
    by Colin St. John
  • July 1, 2005
    Five People Just as Doctrinaire and Tiresome as Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Speculate on How He Got That Way
    by Bob Woodiwiss
  • May 13, 1999
    Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, is This the Face of a Bad Cop? A Brutalizer of Innocent Men? [Turns, Points to Office Vulpe, Who is Wearing That Smirk of His.] Uh, Scratch That, So Anyway …
    by Mike Gerber and Jonathan Schwarz
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