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May 2, 2005

List: The Settings That Would Be On a Blender Today If the Blender Had Been Invented, Say, 100 Years Before Its Actual Invention Date of 1922

by Steve Schneider
January 31, 2000

List: Freudian Blender Settings

by William Novim

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October 10, 2018

My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”

by Ben Hayslett
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 8, 2018

Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor

by Harmony Cox
October 12, 2018

I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power

by Bob Vulfov

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October 19, 2018

Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value

by Lincoln Michel
October 19, 2018

Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting

by Alyssa Machle John and Jory John
October 19, 2018

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners

by Annie DeWitt
October 19, 2018

Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant

by Emma Brewer