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kitchen-appliances
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February 13, 2008How to Cook an Impressive Dinner Using the Oven in Your New Apartment for the First Time
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July 19, 2007Lies Printed on My Waffle Iron
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October 12, 2006Submission Guidelines for Our Refrigerator Door
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May 2, 2005The Settings That Would Be On a Blender Today If the Blender Had Been Invented, Say, 100 Years Before Its Actual Invention Date of 1922
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January 31, 2000Freudian Blender Settings
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