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All posts tagged
kitchen-appliances
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June 15, 2021We Are Not a Pet Store — We Are Bedrock’s Premier Appliance Retailer
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February 4, 2019Colander & Leisure, North America’s Premiere Draining Products and Lifestyle Monthly, to Launch Hard-Hitting New Quarterly
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August 2, 2018You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life
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February 7, 2018FAQ: Your New Cursed Instant Pot
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July 9, 2015Smuggled From the Heart of the Slow Cooker Lobby
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March 3, 2015Less-Popular Kitchenware Maneuvers In Bed
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August 27, 2014Thank You for Calling Mamet’s Appliance Center
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November 30, 2012Before You Write Copy for the Williams-Sonoma No Spill Gravy Separator, You Must Become the Williams-Sonoma No Spill Gravy Separator
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May 8, 2008Lee Marvin’s Blender Settings
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February 13, 2008How to Cook an Impressive Dinner Using the Oven in Your New Apartment for the First Time
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage