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March 3, 2015

Less-Popular Kitchenware Maneuvers In Bed

by Dan McMinn

Sporking

Microplaning

Egg separating

Oyster shucking

Bon-bon scooping

Salad tonging

Cake breaking

Wine bucketing

Knifing

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