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sex
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November 30, 2018List: Font Review or a Critique of My Recent Performance as a Lover?
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November 29, 2018Erotica for the Age of Hookup Culture
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August 22, 2018“My Fish Nuts Are Gonna Explode”: The Story of Brad the Anglerfish
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August 13, 2018List: Major English Poets, Evaluated By Whether or Not They Fucked
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August 7, 2018Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Owner of the Car With the “LOUDER THAN YOUR MOM WAS LAST NIGHT” License Plate Frame Parked at the Portland International Airport
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June 29, 2018The 30-Day Sex Challenge for Parents
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June 13, 2018Your Conception, as Described By Famous White Male Writers
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May 24, 2018List: Famous Works of Literature That Also Describe the Night I Lost My Virginity
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May 24, 2018An Introduction to The Pick-Up Artist’s Way
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May 16, 2018I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit
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January 30, 2019Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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February 15, 2019How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe
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February 15, 2019List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020
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February 15, 2019Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup