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All posts tagged
sex
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October 13, 2017I’ve Stopped Letting Guys Write the Scores of Their Fantasy Football Teams On My Kneecaps During Sex. Here’s Why
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July 10, 2017International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
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June 15, 2017Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends
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June 12, 2017From Now On, I’m Considering Your Inability to Orgasm a Pre-Existing Condition
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April 7, 2017Turning 30: A Dialogue Between My Brain, Uterus, and Some Sperm
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March 21, 2017Reasons Why I Didn’t Sleep With the Man Who Yelled to Me, “I’ll Make You Cum in Three Minutes!”
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March 9, 2017Why I Wait Until the Third Date to Have Sex and Also Take This Paper Bag Off My Head
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January 13, 20175 Warning Signs of Melanoma That Are Super Distracting at This Orgy
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December 14, 2016My Husband Died and Now His Ghost Wants Anal
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December 12, 2016Sexts From My Wife After She’s Gone to Bed Early
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