Why do bad handjobs happen to good people?

Are we alone in the universe of this truck-stop bathroom?

Will we ever understand the mysteries of Reverse Cowgirl?

Is there order to your cunnilingus technique, or is it purely chaos?

Are we constrained by human nature or these novelty handcuffs?

How can there be life on other planets if they’ve never tried to sext us?

Can we ever really know what’s on the other side of the Pornhub paywall?

How can we see the true nature of existence if you always want the lights off?

Do we actually exist, or are we just a computer simulation that’s prone to UTIs?

Do we have free will, or are we predestined to buy shoddy vibrators on Amazon?

Why does God allow us to go home with cute strangers who turn out to be hoarders?

If we make love in the woods, does it make a sound that the parents at the next campsite must explain to their children?

What is the meaning of lube?